Where do you live and where do you skate?
I live in uptown and I skate in uptown. Foster and marine where you can find me posted up everyday.

Okay, not many people know this, but you basically skate with one bushing in your trucks… why the fuck?
Dude, I just like it getting loose, loose on that shit, you know, feel a nigga’. Feel a nigga out yo, that’s how I skate. Fuck the regular shit, dude. I can’t kickflip so fuck it, cruise, frontside carve that shit.

Alright man, that sounds pretty cool. When did you start skating and what got you into it?
Well I used to rollerblade at Wilson and I got made fun of by the skateboarders so I was like fuck it, bouta do these wood-pushers, bouta push some wood around. So I started skateboarding in the summer going into eighth grade.

Cool, cool. Either I bought or you gave me a t-shirt at Wilson park once. Do you remember?
AC: Hella hyped, I think it was a green one. It had some christmasy to it. It was christmasy. Hella sick.

Yeah it was, I actually have that in my room right now. I think it’s in my hamper, which basically means I’ve been repping it.
Rep, rep, rep. Rep the buster bear… nation.

Speaking of buster bear, which is your clothing line of sorts, you’ve been in kahoots with Yeah Boardshop as of late. How did that come about?
You know just mad niggas in the suburbs, showin’ me love, you know? Just getting’ hella hyped out there. I’d like to give a shout out to Steve Davenport and the whole dry-bones nation. Scott gall.

Alright. You obviously reside in Chicago. Being the sports city that it is, how did your ass get a job at the United Center?
Well, you know, I started selling hot dogs at Wrigley field. Then I got a job at Soldier field. Then I got a job at White Sox. Then I got a job at Bulls and Blackhawks at the United Center. I’m just a swaggy dude. I sell shit. I’m a Hustler. I listen to Jay Z. Hold me Baby!

Dude, do you remember the time that, beerics member Matt Hartzel was driving down the street in his Montana Mini-Van and you were riding your bike home from Wilson and he almost ran your ass over?
Dude, Michigan boys can’t drive in this urban society, because everyone moved out of Detroit and came to Chicago. Fuck the Red Wings, Black Hawks forever.

What’s your favorite beer?
Candy. I’m kind of like, strait edge in a way. I don’t really drink.

Regardless of that bullshit, tell me a drunken story.
Well… umm… one drunken story… I don’t really have any. I could tell you a high story?

Please, tell me a high story.
Okay well one time I got really blasted at Wilson skate park. Fuckin’ domed out. And me and my friend zan doydle 1,2,3, were riding our bikes straight up down and this zombie ran into the street in front of us and went… krrrrrrrrrrgggghhh! And it was fucking insane. Memroids. Member your shit. Hype stories. Fuck it.

Dude, I heard about this one time you were at my roommates old crib and you took a hit out of one of their bongs and you were not expecting it to be what it was like and you basically just started coughing until you weren’t anymore and you just walked home. What was that shit all about?
That was, that moment made me never want to get high again for a long time. I quit smoking weed after that, sort of. I’ve never been, I was never that high before in my life. Never ever! Have I been that high, ever to this day. That was the highest. It was horrible (laughs)

Normally we do 5th try Fridays, but lately we’ve been thinking about doing a sneak attack on somebody or another and doing a 5th fried try-day. Would you be bummed or would you be stoked?
I’m a stoker. Stoked up, bro. Hella stoke, hype stoke. I’m stoked. I’m a stoked tree muffin, I’m a- what’s those things on the trees? A branch. I’ll branch out and get stoked and stoke. 5th fried try-day. I will definitely get smoked out and toked up and stoked up and getting hyped up on the beerics website.

Dude, seriously thank you.
Oh, no problem I love you. I’m just tryin’ to spread my love, you know? There’s a lot of love in these skinny bones.